I'll take "Dumbest Things about California" for for 400, Alex

For $400 — A type of retail store that lags far behind its East Coast versions in size, quality of products, and customer experience. 

For $600 — Ubiquitous on the East Coast, this lawn plant does not grow here without twice daily saturation with water. 

For $800 — A necessary major electrical appliance that rental properties rarely include.

For $1000 — Despite working only an hour away, this actress, who won the Best Actress Oscar for her role in the movie Monster, has yet to call and ask me out for a drink.

For $1200 — Two game shows that appear in the completely freaking wrong order here versus East Coast, messing the feng shui up for the entire seven o'clock hour completely.

 
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