Shocking

It's dry here. I noticed this when I was here alone when I had to drink water every 15 minutes or I'd get dehydration headaches and a sore throat. I'd wake up in the middle of the night with my lips fused to my teeth and my tongue stuck on the roof of my mouth.

Now that Kelly and The Shoob are here, it's the static that I notice most. Kelly can't touch anything without swearing. Petting the cat is like sticking a fork in an outlet.

Click here to see how miserable Los Shuebose is.

If that stops your heart, pet the cat and it just may defibrulate you.

Two weeks of non-stop moving and plane rides has gotten me sick. This sucks on so many levels. It's the first weekend in months that Kelly and I can do something just for the fun of it. Anyway, it's forcing me to take it easy today and tomorrow.

We decided to get humidifier to see if that helps my throat and the static problems.



We could have gotten a frog humidifier, but that would just be stupid.

 
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  • 10/15/2007 2:38 PM JJ wrote:
    I'm sorry, but a FROG in California would be far less stupid than a Penguin. Were they all out of the Trust-Fund-Baby-Psudo-Celebrity-Detox-Humidifier? THAT would have been very un-stupid.
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  • 10/15/2007 5:01 PM chuck wrote:
    Yes, a plastic Britney Spears puking steam into the back seat of a plastic Mercedes coup would be much more California.
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