Why I called off my wedding

US Weekly has the most unnecessary article title for those who have watched any of The Hills on MTV.



Um, maybe because Spencer is a complete tool? Maybe it was his beady soulless eyes and insincere smile?



Maybe it was because of how in every facial tick, every move he makes, in every argument you have, it's obvious that he despises you? Is it because of how he mocks you in that one voice in every conversation you have? Was it because he spent less than 30 seconds shopping for your ugly engagement ring? Was it because he's obviously and disturbingly in love with his sister, who doesn't love him back (who would?) but will be a controlling influence and destroy the life of any woman Spencer is ever with?

Heidi at least once had a soul, but Beverly Hills can suck the Colorado out of anyone as evidenced in this quote about the engagement ring:

"I turned it into a pendant. It started out as more of a promise-slash-engagement ring. I don't like what it represents. I might sell it."

What a SWEETHEART! Almost makes you wish things could work out with Spencer and his sister so he wouldn't have to deal with inferior women like this.

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