Top 5 reasons not to get out of bed at 4:45 AM

5. The Shoob is a good snuggler.  

4. Dumpster Breath is facing the other way.

3. It's dark.

2. Someone (see DB in #4) forgot to set the automatic timer on the coffee maker.

1. It's 4:45 AM.



 
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