The snail orgy wasn't the creepiest part
The creepiest part was how all the snails in the yard were somehow homing in on the orgy location. It was like watching the jetBlue arrival screen at JFK that shows a map of the East Coast with all the planes en route as they inch closer to the airport. It was like that except there were, like 200 Airbus 380s all going to JFK at once for a slimy group shag.
I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight. The snails all need to go, there has to be some sort of trap or something. The pie pan of beer doesn't really work because my sprinklers come on overnight an dilute the beer. Also, that method requires leftover alcohol, which is an oxymoron in this house. I'm slowly getting rid of all the plants they love so much (because they are always wet), but they seriously have to go now. I collected over 100 and put them in a quart container and tossed them out in the garbage leaving our curb in nine hours.
I haven't posted in a while, but my sister has at a new website. My nephews are pretty good subject matter. Check it out!
There have been requests to see how my garden is progressing.
The peppers on the ground and the two tomatoes on the ground are doing ok, though I've seen blossoms but no fruit on any of them.
But the tomato in the pot is doing really well.
That one has about 20 green tomatoes going and many more buds.
The two things I miss most about Central New York State are the grocery stores and the seasonal produce. Actually, we haven't really had any good produce here. Essentially, here you get kind of produce you get off season there, but you get that all year here, with little or no quality change in the summer.
The worst is the strawberries. People here don't even know that strawberries aren't supposed to be hollow in the center. And they don't know that the largest strawberry on Earth should never have been grown bigger than an acorn because smaller ones are sweeter and more flavorful. And they have no idea that real strawberries stay fresh only about two days and should never see the inside of a fridge.
I've explained these facts to a couple of Californians, but those who have only lived here couldn't possibly understand. It's like explaining how fresh squeezed orange juice tastes to someone who's only ever had orange soda.
What else is new...
It was cooler than it has been for a week or so today. It has been toping out at ~101, but today topped out at 94, which made a huge difference. It should be similar to today for the next 10 days, if you can believe weather.com.
The heat burned a bunch of my grass in the front yard, so I'm trying to get that to recover. I was successful doing that in the two other patches of grass, but this one is a little further gone.
Oh, I keep forgetting to say thanks to Mom and Dad for the bird bath! We finally picked one out, which was my (early) birthday present. I've seen bird seeds, bird poo, and feathers in the water, but have yet to witness a bird actually in it. It'll happen.
I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight. The snails all need to go, there has to be some sort of trap or something. The pie pan of beer doesn't really work because my sprinklers come on overnight an dilute the beer. Also, that method requires leftover alcohol, which is an oxymoron in this house. I'm slowly getting rid of all the plants they love so much (because they are always wet), but they seriously have to go now. I collected over 100 and put them in a quart container and tossed them out in the garbage leaving our curb in nine hours.
I haven't posted in a while, but my sister has at a new website. My nephews are pretty good subject matter. Check it out!
There have been requests to see how my garden is progressing.
The peppers on the ground and the two tomatoes on the ground are doing ok, though I've seen blossoms but no fruit on any of them.
But the tomato in the pot is doing really well.
That one has about 20 green tomatoes going and many more buds.
The two things I miss most about Central New York State are the grocery stores and the seasonal produce. Actually, we haven't really had any good produce here. Essentially, here you get kind of produce you get off season there, but you get that all year here, with little or no quality change in the summer.
The worst is the strawberries. People here don't even know that strawberries aren't supposed to be hollow in the center. And they don't know that the largest strawberry on Earth should never have been grown bigger than an acorn because smaller ones are sweeter and more flavorful. And they have no idea that real strawberries stay fresh only about two days and should never see the inside of a fridge.
I've explained these facts to a couple of Californians, but those who have only lived here couldn't possibly understand. It's like explaining how fresh squeezed orange juice tastes to someone who's only ever had orange soda.
What else is new...
It was cooler than it has been for a week or so today. It has been toping out at ~101, but today topped out at 94, which made a huge difference. It should be similar to today for the next 10 days, if you can believe weather.com.
The heat burned a bunch of my grass in the front yard, so I'm trying to get that to recover. I was successful doing that in the two other patches of grass, but this one is a little further gone.
Oh, I keep forgetting to say thanks to Mom and Dad for the bird bath! We finally picked one out, which was my (early) birthday present. I've seen bird seeds, bird poo, and feathers in the water, but have yet to witness a bird actually in it. It'll happen.
On SpongeBob the jellyfish did the same thing your snails are doing. SpongeBob had Gary the snail tap his eyes together and the jellyfish followed them out of town. Perhaps Kelly could clap her hands and you could carry her out of town and the snails would follow you....
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Oh my. The SB episode was awesome and I can totally see that working. You should humm like a jellyfish too. Well, like jellyfish on SB do. Or as Jimmy would say "Bob Bob".
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Still JimmIE!
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Oh, and Jason from work lent us four Bob Bob videos to watch. We'll have to have a marathon this weekend. He included one Krusty Krab training video on food safety that we've actually used here.
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I love that child with all my heart, but I can not help it if you spelled his name wrong.
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JimmIE because of RichIE. Rich was the one that spelled it for us.
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I ripped out most of the lilies that the snails are breading in and planted another slope tree today. This one a donation from my neighbor, who has them volunteering themselves on his back slope all the time.
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Did the yellow lillies next to the patio survive? How come we didnt get pictures of the snails?
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This is a family site, no posting of orgies, even snail ones. Seriously, I'm still trying to get the image out of my head, I don't need my website reminding me.
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I really like the birdbath! I hope the birds do, too. Also, I was at Lowes today and they have a snail/slug bait, in the ant spray, tomato dust department. Worth a try and will save on beer for a few days testing it out.
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