Conspicuous consumption
Since the world is falling apart and the availability of the necessities of life, like bacon, is soon to disappear, I decided it's high time to weave myself a bacon sandwich.
Since I have no originality, really, I took the idea from this guy. I've wanted to try this for about a year now, and having the day off with Kelly at work, I figure, is the perfect time to try something ridiculous and dangerously unhealthy.
She left me a honey-do list.
Which I added to.
It was actually fairly easy. I just folded up alternating vertical strips and layed down the horizontal ones.
Then into the oven.
Then I prepped the lettuce.
And toasted four slices of bread.
Then the bacon was done.
And I cut it into quarters the size of the bread slices.
Then I began construction. Did I use mayonnaise? Are Boston accents annoying?
Did I put mayo on both sides of the center bread slices? Is your yoga instructor voting for Obama?
Does this look good? Is Dubya going to mispronounce "nuclear"?
Did I eat the whole thing?
Nope. I may be a bit fatalist these days, but I'm not suicidal. This is as far as I could get.
I feel kind of sick now.
Time for a nap.
Since I have no originality, really, I took the idea from this guy. I've wanted to try this for about a year now, and having the day off with Kelly at work, I figure, is the perfect time to try something ridiculous and dangerously unhealthy.
She left me a honey-do list.
Which I added to.
It was actually fairly easy. I just folded up alternating vertical strips and layed down the horizontal ones.
Then into the oven.
Then I prepped the lettuce.
And toasted four slices of bread.
Then the bacon was done.
And I cut it into quarters the size of the bread slices.
Then I began construction. Did I use mayonnaise? Are Boston accents annoying?
Did I put mayo on both sides of the center bread slices? Is your yoga instructor voting for Obama?
Does this look good? Is Dubya going to mispronounce "nuclear"?
Did I eat the whole thing?
Nope. I may be a bit fatalist these days, but I'm not suicidal. This is as far as I could get.
I feel kind of sick now.
Time for a nap.
This is wrong. Beautiful, but wrong. I know some bread that would have made it even more wrong (it was dried apricots, by the way).
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If you're gonna harden your arteries, you may as well do it right...
BUTTER goes on at least two sides of the bread, next to the lettuce, and the mayo goes next to the bacon.
I haven't eaten most meat in two months and LET ME TELL YOU *that* looks heavenly.
Did you finish anything else on the honey-do list? Your list is much shorter than dad's. I wonder if the age of the house has anything to do with it.
I can appreciate that Kelly thought better of leaving you the "plumber" job.
Smart girl.
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