Conspicuous consumption

Since the world is falling apart and the availability of the necessities of life, like bacon, is soon to disappear, I decided it's high time to weave myself a bacon sandwich.

Since I have no originality, really, I took the idea from this guy. I've wanted to try this for about a year now, and having the day off with Kelly at work, I figure, is the perfect time to try something ridiculous and dangerously unhealthy.

She left me a honey-do list.



Which I added to.



It was actually fairly easy. I just folded up alternating vertical strips and layed down the horizontal ones.











Then into the oven.







Then I prepped the lettuce.




And toasted four slices of bread.



Then the bacon was done.



And I cut it into quarters the size of the bread slices.



Then I began construction. Did I use mayonnaise? Are Boston accents annoying?



Did I put mayo on both sides of the center bread slices? Is your yoga instructor voting for Obama?



Does this look good? Is Dubya going to mispronounce "nuclear"?



Did I eat the whole thing?



Nope. I may be a bit fatalist these days, but I'm not suicidal. This is as far as I could get.



I feel kind of sick now.



Time for a nap.

 
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